Friday, March 9, 2012

Menswear-Fall 2012-13: The Bucket List

The title of this post may be misleading. Generally the bucket list is something, or things, that you want to do, or in this case wear. However the title is referring to a vomit bucket because the clothes in this post are just some of the horrors in Menswear Fall 2012-13. Prepare for bitchy comments. And bitch back in the comments.

Burberry Prorsum
The coat comes with it's own inflatable inner tube. You just can't deflate it and it's always riding up in your armpits.

Dolce & Gabbana  
This must be the male equivalent of  granny panties. And the most unattractive male underwear ever. I mean Hello! Itchy!

 Dior Homme
My Grandma has a hat to match. Seriously, a military sheep? 

Proving to the world that Muglar can't dress men anymore than they can dress women, I present the  pj-suit. The comfort of pjs in the formality of formal wear. Gag me with a spoon. 

 Tommy Hilfiger 
Too hot? Just unzip the bottom of your coat. 'Cause that makes all the difference. 

To go with the Muglar pj-suit is the Versace eye popping long johns! Every man wants technicolour sunflowers on his junk. 
And the boots. Really? 

Obviously a paintball war before the show. Painfully garish and distastefully styled. You could stack books on that models hair. 

This line was described as "Teetering the line between garish and goregeous". Nope this is just Garish. It's a punk Louie XIV!

 Gay Bouncer? Really that collar? URG.

Marc by Marc Jacobs
This coat screams French Prostitute. And yet I'd probably wear. I need help. 

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